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Hollywood Releases Latest Obama Movie: “Putting the Harm Back in America’s Way”

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If NickelBack Wrote a Song About Obama–These are the Lyrics

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NickelBack
(Sung To the tune of Photograph)
Look at this President
Every time I think he’s ignorant
How did our country get so red?
And what the hell is on Biden’s head?

 

This is where I grew up
I think Republicans ought to fix it up
I never knew we ever went without
Until Obama threw the family out

 

And this is where I went to school
Now teachers mostly make them drool
‘Cause kids are just a bunch of brats
Thanks to Obama and the Democrats

 

I wonder if it’s too late
Or even possible to legislate?
Much worse now than it was back then
‘Cause somebody let the Marxists in
Oh, whoa, whoa, Obama, I

 

[Chorus]
Every memory of looking at my Country,
I have the tax bills spread out on my kitchen floor
It’s hard to say it
Time to say it
Obama, he sucks
Every taxman knocks me at the front door
Has me trying to scramble quickly out the back door
It’s hard to say it
Time to say it
Obama, He sucks, (He sucks)

 

Remember the old John Deere?
Now every farmer they live in fear
Fuel prices they’re going up
Now that the government screwed it up

 

We used to watch the old TV
Obama showed us things we can’t un-see
We said someday we might get out
But now the Russians seem to have more clout

 

Gym’s the first thing kids missed
When schools closed and they were all dismissed
Government came in and shut things down
Back in the day it was a pleasant town
Oh, whoa, whoa, Obama, I, I
[Chorus]

The Truth About The Universe

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Universe

Stars burn brightly until they burn out.

Republicans are rarely stars.

Democrats are just worm holes.

Obama is a Black _ _ _Hole

And God Made a Liberal Woman

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God Made a Liberal Woman, and America Suffers

What if Michelle Obama Had Married Michael Jackson, Instead?

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What if Michelle Obama Had Married Michael Jackson instead of Barack Obama?  Things might have been different:

Michelle Jackson
Michelle Jackson

Beyonce and Michelle Obama Spotted at Sad Chicago Funeral

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Beyonce and Mooch attend sad funeral.
Beyonce and Mooch attend sad funeral to demonstrate how aggressive gun-free zones are not working.