FoxNews Obtains Classified Obama Vacation Selector

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FoxNews reporters have obtained the, until recently, top secret Obama vacation selector long thought to exist, but has never before been seen outside of the Huffington Post

Democrats say, “What difference, at this point, does it make?” but the political ramifications for 2016 are already being felt by liberals everywhere.  That would be you, Hillary.

Harry Reid expressed disbelief that FoxNews would reveal something so sacred to American Values and the Office of the Presidency, but then he had to go eat breakfast.



Hitler Finds Out Google Reader is Being Shut Down

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If NickelBack Wrote a Song About Obama–These are the Lyrics

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(Sung To the tune of Photograph)
Look at this President
Every time I think he’s ignorant
How did our country get so red?
And what the hell is on Biden’s head?


This is where I grew up
I think Republicans ought to fix it up
I never knew we ever went without
Until Obama threw the family out


And this is where I went to school
Now teachers mostly make them drool
‘Cause kids are just a bunch of brats
Thanks to Obama and the Democrats


I wonder if it’s too late
Or even possible to legislate?
Much worse now than it was back then
‘Cause somebody let the Marxists in
Oh, whoa, whoa, Obama, I


Every memory of looking at my Country,
I have the tax bills spread out on my kitchen floor
It’s hard to say it
Time to say it
Obama, he sucks
Every taxman knocks me at the front door
Has me trying to scramble quickly out the back door
It’s hard to say it
Time to say it
Obama, He sucks, (He sucks)


Remember the old John Deere?
Now every farmer they live in fear
Fuel prices they’re going up
Now that the government screwed it up


We used to watch the old TV
Obama showed us things we can’t un-see
We said someday we might get out
But now the Russians seem to have more clout


Gym’s the first thing kids missed
When schools closed and they were all dismissed
Government came in and shut things down
Back in the day it was a pleasant town
Oh, whoa, whoa, Obama, I, I